me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

(Source: amart, via diosaurs)

appledevice:

a tag i never expected to see

(via humoristics)

niknak79:

You know who your friends are

(via tumblrblrblrblrblrblr)

wasted—kitten:

"Don’t touch my piggy"

(Source: awwww-cute)

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

(via bacongeorgewin)

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(via smokechickentenders)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via ruinedchildhood)

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

(Source: memewhore, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

omgherbutt:

i’d fuck